deliriouslove1970. The life & times of Gary and Denise Flanders. (Free and worth every penny. If you would like to compliment the editor, send to garytheflan@deliriouslove1970.com. If you would like to complain, call your mother.)

“There was an old man of Bay Ridge

who cried out, ‘Sonuvabitch!

I got up in the night and on came the light

and I find I have peed in the fridge”

Garrison Keillor