deliriouslove1970. The life & times of Gary and Denise Flanders. (Free and worth every penny. If you would like to compliment the editor, send to garytheflan@deliriouslove1970.com. If you would like to complain, call your mother.)

“When I was a kid and feeling oppressed, misunderstood, cheated of life’s pleasures, uninvited to cool kids’ parties, my mother liked to say to me, “What’s the matter? Did the dog pee on your cinnamon toast?” And it always made me happy. Still does.” 

Garrison Keillor