deliriouslove1970. The life & times of Gary and Denise Flanders. (Free and worth every penny. If you would like to compliment the editor, send to garytheflan@deliriouslove1970.com. If you would like to complain, call your mother.)

In honor of National Talk Like a Pirate Day 2025.

I do not want to miss an important Holiday such as ‘National Talk like a Pirate Day – Arrrrrr

“Why don’t pirates shower before they walk the plank? Because they’ll just wash up on shore later!”

‘What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer? Shiver me timbers!”

“How do pirates know they’re pirates? They think, therefore they ARRRRRRR!”

“What do you call a pirate who steals from the rich and gives to the poor? Robin Hook!”