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The life and times of Denise & Gary Flanders

53 Valentines and counting

She don’t like her eggs all runny She thinks crossin’ her legs is funny She looks down her nose at money She gets it on like the Easter Bunny She’s my baby I’m her honey I’m never gonna let her go

He ain’t got laid in a month of Sundays 
I caught him once and he was sniffin’ my undies 
He ain’t too sharp but he gets things done 
Drinks his beer like it’s oxygen 
He’s my baby 
And I’m his honey 
Never gonna let him go

In spite of ourselves 
We’ll end up a’sittin’ on a rainbow 
Against all odds 
Honey, we’re the big door prize 
We’re gonna spite our noses 
Right off of our faces 
There won’t be nothin’ but big old hearts 
Dancin’ in our eyes
She thinks all my jokes are corny
Convict movies make her horny
She likes ketchup on her scrambled eggs
Swears like a sailor when she shaves her legs
She takes a lickin’ and keeps on tickin’
I’m never gonna let her go

He’s got more balls than a big brass monkey
He’s a whacked-out weirdo and a lovebug junkie
Sly as a fox and crazy as a loon
Payday comes and he’s howlin’ at the moon
He’s my baby, I don’t mean maybe
Never gonna let him go

In spite of ourselves
We’ll end up a sittin’ on a rainbow
Against all odds
Honey, we’re the big door prize
We’re gonna spite our noses
Right off of our faces
There won’t be nothin’ but big old hearts
Dancin’ in our eyes.
There won’t be nothin’ but big old hearts
Dancin’ in our eyes.

Gary & Denise Flanders

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